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If you are looking for someone who has deep familiarity of the MTA, shallow knowledge of how to play the piano, and zero memory of what the quadratic formula is, then look no further. One of my biggest accomplishments is making Eric Andre laugh. and being featured in Business Insider…for being dressed up as a cow…to get free Chick-Fil-A. I write great copy. And I come armed with a history minor, an unusual amount of sports facts, and the tenor of a human jukebox. I'm the perfect fit for any agency trivia team.
“I think he is really funny and good at what he does.” ~ Bobby’s mom
The color of this website came from the color of Grimace
Fan of Mets, Knicks, and Panthers
3rd gen Ukrainian ( Як справи)
Was told I look like Pedro Pascal
( I do not see it, but I will take the compliment )
Other fun things about me:
Eagle Scout
Foodie
Youngest of 4
Own 9 or 10 tie dye shirts